Stinky Diaper phrases

[anymous427]

Hi Mommies - what are your favorite phrases to say when you smell a stinky diaper?

[candymadison14]

P U does mommy smell a little stinky butt baby?
Is one of mommy’s favorites to say as mommy waves her hand in front of her face holding her nose pinched shut

[anymous427]

Teehee I like that! Can mommy post a photo of her making the PU face on her profile??

[NannyBrenda]

I smell a stinker! Is it you, silly baby? Are you the wittle stinker?

[anymous427]

maybeeee

[candymadison14]

Maybe? Hmmm I think that’s a definitely.
Because someone is definitely stinky P….U!!!

[anymous427]

**waddles away to hide from the mommies so they don’t smell his Pamper**

[candymadison14]

No hiding with that stinky butt
Mommies can smell u a mile away

[anymous427]

Uhhh it could be another baby?!?! **Hopefully the mommies don’t check my pamper**

[NannyBrenda]

*comes around the corner to pat that pamper* Hmm... I'm going to say that this here loaded stinker is a good five-pounder!

[anymous427]

**lowers his head in defeat and presents his loaded pamper to Nanny Brenda’s nose to sniff it and get his humiliation over with**

[NannyBrenda]

*leans down to sniff* Oh, yes, that smell is definitely coming from you! Goodness, that really is a loaded one there, isn't it? Look! *I pat the diaper firmly and it's sagging so much from the weight that it sways a little* Well, you're certainly far from being a grown man right now, aren't you? *snickers*

[anymous427]

Noooo I’m a big boy!!!!

[NannyBrenda]

And just when did big boys start too not only wear diapers but overload them as well? Oh, that's right, they don't! So... what does that make you, silly?

[anymous427]

But but… I was playing tho. **Looks down in shame and red faced as Nanny Brenda holds her nose and makes fun of his poopy pampers in front of the other mommies**

[candymadison14]

Lol silly diaper baby thinks he’s a big boy

[anymous427]

**embarrassed he hops on the changing pad presenting his full diaper to Mommy Candy and Mommy Brenda to change**

[candymadison14]

P U oh my, not a moment too soon either.
That diaper is about to burst with all that stinkiness.
Good thing we have lots of baby wipes .

[NannyBrenda]

Someone made an extra stinky diaper! How could such a mess come out of you! Stinky poopoo baby, that's what you are!

[candymadison14]

Oh goodness that dirty diaper is smelly one for sure.
A little stinker that needs a new diaper