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lily
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what if

Post by lily »

what if there was a place where you could go and turn back the clock would you do it if there was what would you want to be or do

lily
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Post by Little Stinky Britches »

I would love to be a real baby again, between 6 and 9 months old.

Only this time, I would have a loving, sweet mommy, who would smile every time I pooped my pants. :D

(Not like the real mother I was born to, who hated me and hated my poopy diapers. :x )

I would re-set the clock to 1959, with a different mother. This time, I would be loved and cared for, not cursed at when I dirtied my pants.
My grandmother (her mom) told me that when I was a baby, my mom would say things like, "That little bastard shit his pants again." When I learned to walk, she tried to potty-train me at the age of 13 months. She told my grandmother, "When is he going to learn to stop shiting his pants? He's a big boy, and I'm tired of him crapping his drawers." Again, I was 13 months old. :cry:

(My mom believed that when a baby took their first steps, it was time to start potty-training. Her "reasoning" was that if a baby could walk, therefore becoming a toddler, they could hold and control their bowel movements. In other words, if a baby could walk, they could be out of diapers and use a potty chair like a "big boy". :( )

Whis is why, of course, I have the fantasy that I do. :wink:

In my re-set clock, back to 1959, I am around 9 months-old, a fat, chubby baby with beefy thighs, tooth-less grin, and a big, soft, cloth diapered bottom, covered with plastic baby panties. I can pull myself up, and stand as I hold on to something. My mother sees me standing and smiles at me, I can feel her love for me in every fiber of my being.

As I make my way to her, holding on to the sofa for support, she begins to smell the mess in my pants. Far from being upset (like my real mom would be) my "new" mother smiles at me as the pungent aroma reaches her nose. I can see the look of love come across her face as she sniffs the air and playfully wrinkles up her nose.

It is a look of motherly love and joy on her face, as the smell in my pants fills the room.

I have seen this look a thousand times, but never with my real mom.

Anyway, great question Lily! :D

By the way Lily, you are sooooo pretty! :oops:

Phew! Somebody needs a changing.
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Post by wkoldnewbornbabyboy »

i agree stinky britches i would go back to when i was born in 1976 where i just born and i was about a week old newborn baby boy and i didn't have any problems with having a rare brain disorder but as a normal newborn baby boy
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Post by DommyMommyAva »

I would love to be a Mommy in the 1950's. As a matter of fact I love anything 50's. The clothes, the cars and of course anything baby!
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Post by babysuzy »

Hi All


Hmmm you can be my Mommy Ava.

I love the fifties stuff. Shirt waist dresses, Pearls and High Heels. I found a great black rotary dial phone the other day for the dining room. I am doing a fifties kitchen motif. So of course i have been shopping for Aprons to protect those lovely Shirt waist dresses.


I am also restoring a Sellers Kitchen cabinet. Commonly referred to as Hoosier cabinets. they have great storage and functionality and a quaint homey touch. Right down to the Enamel worksurface, and the swing down flour sifter for making fresh bread daily.

Let's pile into the car and go down to the A&W Drive in for a burger



BabySuzy
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Post by MissLizabeth »

I would just love to go back in time knowing what I know now and live some of my life over again. Like in that movie Peggy Sue Got Married.

Liz
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Post by DommyMommyScarlet »

There are a lot of different times I think would be fun to 'visit'.Of all of them though I think I would like being with family members that I miss the most.
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Post by MommyMaggy »

I'm with Liz - I would want to revisit and relive some of my life, knowing what I know now - you know what they say, hind sight is 20/20, and I would enjoy certain moments more the second time around I think.
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Post by StepSisterMandy »

I would like to go back and live in many different times, although I might not always wish to stay *giggles* I would like to check out the 20's, I might want to skip over hte depression and visit the 50ies, and the 70ies, those were exciting times.
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Post by MommyGina »

I think I would like to go back and see what my parents were like as kids. I bet they weren't the sweet innocent children they claim they were haha!

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Post by mommystella »

I would love to go back and be a mommy to my children again...to feel their tiny hands and powder their little bottoms but this time I would video tape every min of their baby lives! I miss it so much.
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