Greg entered the drug store around the corner from his house with a full bladder; the diaper in his pants was still clean. He walked straight to the diaper section, knowing just where to go. Yet, after pacing up and down the aisle without any luck, he decided to ask for help from one of the store clerks, a pretty brunette girl bearing the name Lizzy on her nametag. “Excuse me,” Greg said as he came up to him. “Hi,” she said, fixing him with the most alluring blue eyes Greg had ever seen, “how can I help you, sir?” Greg was momentarily speechless. When he finally regained the ability to speak, he said, “Hi, um, I’m looking for a particular brand of adult diapers. It’s called—” He was caught off balance when Lizzy suddenly […]