Phone A Mommy Blog

August 11, 2008

Offer Not Available In Stores

That’s right, you found it, you found the TROUBLE you have been long searching for.  Call now and receive Malice and Chaos at no extra charge, plus just for calling within the next ten minutes you will receive twice the Trouble you want.  All for the small price of 1.99 a minute plus a 2.50 connection fee (International rates apply).  Operators are standing by. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
July 6, 2008

AB sitting

I have been thinking of a fantasy that I would like to do. It’s a bit naughty and involves a cute babysitter. It goes a little something like this. Daddy needs to get some work done so he invites the cute single mom from down the street over to watch me. She takes good care of me and at the end of the day she puts me in a thick diaper and allows me to nurse. After she puts me down for a nap her and daddy have some naughty fun. *wink* And when I wake up, I come out and catch them, they are surprised but not to surprised to invite me to join in the fun. Each of them work together to show me what it is like to be a “big boy”. […]
July 6, 2008

Hispanic Heritage

¿Está orgulloso de su Patrimonio? Yo soy, los hispanos son un pueblo orgulloso para empezar. A muchas de nuestras señoras son magníficas, todas las curvas de derecho en todos los lugares correctos. Nuestros hombres, Oh nuestros hombres, algunos de los mejores hombres en busca del planeta. Y cuando se trata de cosas de naturaleza sexual, ¡Atención! jajaja. ¿Por qué no me dan una llamada de hoy, pasan en algún momento con un Hot Latin mamá. Are you proud of your Heritage? I am, Hispanic people are a proud people to begin with. A lot of our Ladies are gorgeous, all the right curves in all the right places. Our Men, Oh our Men, some of the finest looking males on the planet. And when it comes to things of a sexual nature, LOOK OUT! lol. […]
July 6, 2008

Hispanic Heritage

¿Está orgulloso de su Patrimonio? Yo soy, los hispanos son un pueblo orgulloso para empezar. A muchas de nuestras señoras son magníficas, todas las curvas de derecho en todos los lugares correctos. Nuestros hombres, Oh nuestros hombres, algunos de los mejores hombres en busca del planeta. Y cuando se trata de cosas de naturaleza sexual, ¡Atención! jajaja. ¿Por qué no me dan una llamada de hoy, pasan en algún momento con un Hot Latin mamá. Are you proud of your Heritage? I am, Hispanic people are a proud people to begin with. A lot of our Ladies are gorgeous, all the right curves in all the right places. Our Men, Oh our Men, some of the finest looking males on the planet. And when it comes to things of a sexual nature, LOOK OUT! lol. […]
July 3, 2008

Missing You All

I miss you all.  Where are you my little ones? Have you forgotten about me? I certainly hope not.  I know it’s summer time and you have vacations and want to get outside and do things, but Mommy misses you all so.  Give me a call soon so I can hear your wonderful voice and give you some hugs and kisses. Mommy Lauren 1-888-430-2010
June 29, 2008

This Just In….

We here at KPAM are deeply saddened and sorry to report that one of America’s favorite Iconic figures died today.  Witness say the victim was taken by surprise as he stepped into the grocery store to purchase some Dixie Cups.  One Witness stated ..”You know, he had it coming, crashing though walls like he did, making stains on rugs and clothes wily nilly, but it’s still sad to see him, sprawled out like that, leaking ice cubes.” If you are squimish or are easily upset we ask that you advert your eyes, the following image is disturbing. It is true, he was very bosterous and loud with his signature phrase, “OH, YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” Still, he did not deserve this.  One perp has been taken into custody, they were found running down a side street with the […]
June 20, 2008

Diaper Choice

With so many choices out there how do you decide what is the best for your butt. There is cloth diapers, disposables. Even with disposables you have many choices. choices. Depends, Attends, Molicare, Tena, Bambino and other options. I believe it is what you are comfortable with and makes you happy and smiling. So go ahead put your nappy on and be happy wet and messy Love , Daddy Paul
June 2, 2008

It’s All In The Cards

Playing cards is one of My favorite past times. I had a thought cross My mind the other day while I was with some friends playing a hand. I imagined playing a game of strip poker with a sissy, but instead of them getting naked they would have to put on one article of sissy clothing at a time if they lost. Sounds like fun to Me. Stella 1 888 430 2010
May 22, 2008

NOT JUST A TEACHER

I am a Real full time ABDL phone mommy-don’t be fooled by ladies claiming to be familiar with your very unique world – don’t waste your time trying to explain yourself and not getting the call you Need as a tender AB/DL that you are. Infantilism is a specialized fetish and no ordinary phone sex service/operator will satisfy. You need a special mommy that understands you as the unique adult baby that you are! There are a variety of ways that each adult baby or diaper lover may want to live out their fantasy and Mommy recognizes that with tender loving care. Experience the freedom to let go of the boring real adult world and come into mine where you’ll experience trust, love, and warmth because a good mommy makes you feel secure, safe, and […]