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March 26, 2009
March 26, 2009
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Thanx Jani For Sharing This With Me :)

Mommy to Mom to Mother MOTHERS Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers sometimes have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids. Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn’t come out of carpets. Real Mothers don’t want to know what the vacuum just sucked up. Real Mothers sometimes ask ‘Why me?’ and get their answer […]
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March 6, 2009
March 6, 2009
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Funny Mom

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January 21, 2009
January 21, 2009
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A nice Little Chat

I was on the phone the other night chatting with one of my abies, he was telling me about his day. It started out bad he woke up late got to work late, didn’t have time to put a diapee on before work. So he was just bumming all day. When he went out to lunch he was standing in line waiting to give his order when he looked at the woman in front of […]
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January 1, 2009
January 1, 2009
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New Year Traditions

phone sex New Year Comments New Year’s Toasts and Traditions from around the world Raise a glass for Holiday Cheer! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Happy New Year! Throughout North America, at the stroke of midnight on January 1st, loved ones kiss, champagne flows, Auld Lang Syne is sung, and a year is laid to rest as the New Year is embraced. New Year’s, celebrated by different cultures on different days throughout the year, is a […]
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January 1, 2009
January 1, 2009
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New Year Traditions

phone sex New Year Comments New Year’s Toasts and Traditions from around the world Raise a glass for Holiday Cheer! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…Happy New Year! Throughout North America, at the stroke of midnight on January 1st, loved ones kiss, champagne flows, Auld Lang Syne is sung, and a year is laid to rest as the New Year is embraced. New Year’s, celebrated by different cultures on different days throughout the year, is a […]
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December 23, 2008
December 23, 2008
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What To Give An Optimist And A Pessimist

i thought this was a super cute, funny Story. I hope you all like it! A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom and […]
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