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December 19, 2008
Published by Mommy Maddy at December 19, 2008
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I think Santa Claus is a woman

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe hes a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Its as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree. Once at […]
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October 14, 2008
Published by Mommy Maddy at October 14, 2008
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What We Believed as Children

Some of us were told things by parents, grandparents or siblings to either scare us, or get us to stop doing something. Here are a few things some parents, siblings and friends told their sons, daughters and friends. I found most of these quite funny. 1. My dad was magic! When we would drive on the freeway in the rain, if he concentrated really hard he could stop the rain, but then one of us kids would mess up his concentration and it would begin again. I only realized many years later that we were driving under overpasses! 2. This […]
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July 22, 2008
Published by Mommy Maddy at July 22, 2008
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Not JUST a helper

Someone came into the chatroom looking for a girl to be daddy’s sweet baby. We that is a role that I love to play. I love being cared for. And since I have a mommy’s in RL already it would be so nice to play with daddy. But this daddy was surprised. He had read my profile and thought that I only like being the mommy’s helper that I talk about on there. I just wanted to clear something up for those of you who do not already know. On my bio I wrote about ONE of my favorite things […]
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