Phone A Mommy Blog

I know I didn’t post last week sorry abies but I was house sitting for a friend. While I was there I had this dream. Now the house I was sitting was a fairly big house huge kitchen with plenty of counter space and 3 bedrooms.  In my dream I had turn 1 bedroom into a nursery with pretty pink walls and a big toy bin full of toys that you would just love.  I turn the 2nd bedroom into a naughty baby room full of paddles and a midieval bondage type table and well everything I could possibly need for any naughty baby who needs to be punished. Now I know this real isnt my style but like I said it was a dream and I feel like sharing it with all of you. Back to […]

Some little water babies like the bath. They splash around and make a mess but they don’t mind when it’s time to wash up. Nanny lathers the soap in her hands and then lathers up her slippery water tot. There are so many precious little part, so many little cracks and crevices to get keep smooth and soft. Some little ones are not as easy to keep clean. Sometimes Nanny has to wonder how one little person can bring home so much sand from the beach, or gravel from the play ground. As if that wasn’t enough, the little brats fight about getting in the tub and washing is another battle altogether. It tries my nerves, that’s for sure, but there’s something I know that they don’t–something that you learn with age: Some things are […]

Hi, Mandy here.  I really don’t have too much to say at the moment. I am dead tired. I think I will be going nite nite after this. Well, How has everyone been? I am your all doing well. So I want to give everyone a good laugh. not too good. I want you all to know that however dumb this may sound I am not a dumb person, I just had a dumb moment lol.  I was on my way home from the store and my car has a digital compass kinda thingy in it. Well I look up and it says NE the first thought that popped in my head was …….”thats not possible I am not driving sideways.” I had to ask myself out loud,”what the hell was that about Mandy, dumby.” […]

Hi, Mandy here.  I really don’t have too much to say at the moment. I am dead tired. I think I will be going nite nite after this. Well, How has everyone been? I am your all doing well. So I want to give everyone a good laugh. not too good. I want you all to know that however dumb this may sound I am not a dumb person, I just had a dumb moment lol.  I was on my way home from the store and my car has a digital compass kinda thingy in it. Well I look up and it says NE the first thought that popped in my head was …….”thats not possible I am not driving sideways.” I had to ask myself out loud,”what the hell was that about Mandy, dumby.” […]

One of my favorite role play scenarios involves punishing an irresponsible and immature husband or boyfriend. I recently had the opportunity to play this out with a caller and I was particularly interested in humiliating him. I explained to my man of the moment that he wasn’t living up to my expectations and informed him that I had a plan that would give him a chance to make up for it and at the same time rectify the situation. My plan starts with a shopping trip and ends with my delinquent boyfriend powdered and diapered, in a cute bonnet, a rattle in one hand and a bib around his neck while I spoon mashed bananas into his mouth. Sounds simple but it’s not always easy to make a grown man understand that his place is […]