Phone A Mommy Blog

September 25, 2008

Milk Milk Milk

As it gets colder and I start to pull out my sweatshirts and warm jammies I am noticing that all of my babies want to feed more!! My TITS are so FULL of WARM SWEET MILK that I sometimes leak everywhere!! I have to pump a lot…Maybe there is a baby who needs some of my wonderful Mommy’s Milk…these feeders are ready to go!
September 9, 2008

Messy Mommy Play

Messy play is one of my favorite past times. There is nothing like mushing around in food or having some whipped cream, custard, strawberries in syrup or chocolate sauce poured all over your body. The feeling is divine! Of course there are many different types of wet and messy fetish play. Why don’t you call me and we can have a buffet lol. Sue 1-888-430-2010
August 11, 2008

Offer Not Available In Stores

That’s right, you found it, you found the TROUBLE you have been long searching for.  Call now and receive Malice and Chaos at no extra charge, plus just for calling within the next ten minutes you will receive twice the Trouble you want.  All for the small price of 1.99 a minute plus a 2.50 connection fee (International rates apply).  Operators are standing by. Stacie 1-888-430-2010
July 6, 2008

Hispanic Heritage

¿Está orgulloso de su Patrimonio? Yo soy, los hispanos son un pueblo orgulloso para empezar. A muchas de nuestras señoras son magníficas, todas las curvas de derecho en todos los lugares correctos. Nuestros hombres, Oh nuestros hombres, algunos de los mejores hombres en busca del planeta. Y cuando se trata de cosas de naturaleza sexual, ¡Atención! jajaja. ¿Por qué no me dan una llamada de hoy, pasan en algún momento con un Hot Latin mamá. Are you proud of your Heritage? I am, Hispanic people are a proud people to begin with. A lot of our Ladies are gorgeous, all the right curves in all the right places. Our Men, Oh our Men, some of the finest looking males on the planet. And when it comes to things of a sexual nature, LOOK OUT! lol. […]
July 6, 2008

Hispanic Heritage

¿Está orgulloso de su Patrimonio? Yo soy, los hispanos son un pueblo orgulloso para empezar. A muchas de nuestras señoras son magníficas, todas las curvas de derecho en todos los lugares correctos. Nuestros hombres, Oh nuestros hombres, algunos de los mejores hombres en busca del planeta. Y cuando se trata de cosas de naturaleza sexual, ¡Atención! jajaja. ¿Por qué no me dan una llamada de hoy, pasan en algún momento con un Hot Latin mamá. Are you proud of your Heritage? I am, Hispanic people are a proud people to begin with. A lot of our Ladies are gorgeous, all the right curves in all the right places. Our Men, Oh our Men, some of the finest looking males on the planet. And when it comes to things of a sexual nature, LOOK OUT! lol. […]
July 5, 2008

I Wonder What They Sell In Here

I wish I had a store like this near me. All my lovely little sissies and I could go shopping. I wonder what types of things they have for sale in there. I would love to walk into a store that sold strictly sissy clothing, fancy dresses, silky this and frilly that, full shelves of Rhumba panties. *sigh* What a wonderful thing to think about. Shirley 1 888 430 2010
July 3, 2008

Online Shopping Takes A Turn For The Worst

I enjoy shopping online, it is one of my very favorite things to do. Once in a great while I will splurge on something a bit on the expensive side to wear to functions that I attend. Today, as I was happily looking for something that I will be required to wear to an upcoming formal wedding I happened upon THIS: What in heaven’s name is this? Is it a box? Is it a bag? Is it heating lamp gear? Is it all that and a bag of fries that are being warmed in her left pocket? Not to be put off by a close encounter with brown bag heating lamp woman, I pressed on, and found THIS: I had no idea the Michelin Man had a sister who was into high fashion, but there […]
July 3, 2008

Missing You All

I miss you all.  Where are you my little ones? Have you forgotten about me? I certainly hope not.  I know it’s summer time and you have vacations and want to get outside and do things, but Mommy misses you all so.  Give me a call soon so I can hear your wonderful voice and give you some hugs and kisses. Mommy Lauren 1-888-430-2010
June 29, 2008

This Just In….

We here at KPAM are deeply saddened and sorry to report that one of America’s favorite Iconic figures died today.  Witness say the victim was taken by surprise as he stepped into the grocery store to purchase some Dixie Cups.  One Witness stated ..”You know, he had it coming, crashing though walls like he did, making stains on rugs and clothes wily nilly, but it’s still sad to see him, sprawled out like that, leaking ice cubes.” If you are squimish or are easily upset we ask that you advert your eyes, the following image is disturbing. It is true, he was very bosterous and loud with his signature phrase, “OH, YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” Still, he did not deserve this.  One perp has been taken into custody, they were found running down a side street with the […]