Phone A Mommy Blog

March 17, 2008

Dedicated to Larbear :)

What a wonderful week I had speaking to Larbear. He is so good at coming up with story lines for calls. Now I know that he calls a lot of us here at phone a mommy, and with good reason. He has a great creative mind and likes for us to play along to see where his scenarios lead us. His story line, in general, goes something like this. He is a grown man, and through some sort of odd occurrence, he is transformed into a baby. Now this leaves a lot of problems to deal with. How do we explain my husband turning into a 6 month old to family and friends? How do I take him to a baby sitter so I can work when he doesn’t age at all? What do we […]
March 3, 2008

dirty mommy

     This weekend was wonderful. Got to play with abies and ladies in chat. Met some new diaper lovers there and on the phone. We have started a new month also. I will have to wait until March passes to see if it was in like a lion or a lamb and which way it went out. Do you all know that saying? I remember in school we made animal heads with paper plates to describe it. We were supposed to make one lamb and one lion and one for the start of March and the other for the end. I made two lambs. My teacher asked why. I said well I like lambs more today. It made perfect sense to me.      Do you all like doing dirty diaper calls? I don’t mean poopy, […]
March 1, 2008

Go Fetch the Paddle!

     I’ve been very busy lately with so many nanny jobs here and there. There are so many of you babies to tend to. You are so needy and require so much discipline! As you know, I grew up in England. I went back to visit my roots just recently. While I was there, you will not believe who I visited with….my own childhood Governess! It was delightful to see her again. She is nearing 60 years of age and she is still a firecracker. I had a very profound realization during my visit: I am being far too light on my punishments compared to the way my Governess is and was! My Governess nearly punished ME for not using the proper tableware at the dinner table or drinking my tea properly…even something as having my […]
February 26, 2008

My brother

As some of you may know, I am not mommies only baby. I have a little ab brother. I love him lots except sometimes he’s a brat. And because I am a big girl and help mommy out lots and lots, I get to watch him sometimes. Mommy even said I am allowed to spank his bottom if he doesn’t behave for me. So being the good babysitter that I am, I reddened his butt good last night. Mommy has a sewing group that she goes to on Mondays and I was left in charge. Well come bedtime my brother wanted to put up a big fuss and not let me change his diaper or get on his pajamas. I gave him several warnings and he just ignored them. So I grabbed the hairbrush, the […]
February 24, 2008

WAM! BAM! Noooooo Thank You Ma’am!

There I was, just walking down the street, minding my own when she came at me. There was no escape, if I stepped to the left I would be in the street and of course there were a lot of cars passing by (just my luck) if I stepped to the right I would of banged into the glass front of the 24 hour fitness place.  So I was stuck (now that I think about it I could of turned around and walked back the way I came lol omg DUH!).  Then I made eye contact with her, I figured if I would have to deal with her might as well let her know I saw her coming.  She smiled, I smiled, she started to talk, I thought oh no lol.  The woman who I […]
February 12, 2008

Nanny Packs the Diaper Bag

Hello babies! It’s the middle of winter and I bet I’m not the only one with cabin fever. You know what that means? Since we’ve been hibernating and hanging out indoors with our toys and cartoons and hot chocolate for months now, it’s time to take the nursery on a field trip! Where are we going? It’s a surprise but one thing’s for sure: we need the diaper bag! Nanny Ella will pack the diaper bag full of everything we need in case one of our diaper babies wets or messes. Oh, it happens, no big deal, we’ll just clean you up and get you in a fresh one 😉 We’ve got baby wipes to clean you up, and cream and powder to keep your bottom nice and soft and your favorite kind of diapers […]
February 8, 2008


i had a little one to call the other day and oh my goodness was he in a mess his diaper was hanging to his knees and he was in such a mess i didn’t think he would ever come clean.took him upstairs to the bathroom stripped him down gave him a nice warm soapy bath.but i do think he got more water on me and the floor than maybe himself . i will tell you this he loves the water he splashed water all over the bathroom it was alot of fun giving that baby a bath . then i took and dried him off with a nice big fluffy towel then took him into the nursery and put sweet smelling lotion on him he just layed there and cooed.put a nice clean diaper […]
February 7, 2008

Phonesex fantasy girl Lacy

I am your fantasy girl extraordinaire. I love to do it all. No matter what your fantasy is, I am the girl for you. I know alot about all kinds of different fantasies. Got something you think I haven’t tried or even heard of? Give me a call. I would love to learn and try something new. I have no taboos and no limits. So bring it on baby. Of course you know by now, my favorite things to do are age regression and being daddys babygirl. I love my daddys special attention. And when it comes to age regression there are so many things we can do. Whether I am the one being regressed or doing the regressing does not matter. I love it all ways. I love to make a man totally helpless […]
February 6, 2008


As i am setting here by my picture window watching the snow come down i was wondering if any of the baby’s will come for a visit today. I hope they do i sure have a lot of things i would like to do with them.First we would get all bundled up and go out side to play, maybe have a snowball fight or even make a  snow granny  and a snow baby of course we would dress snow  granny up in a nice apron and bonnet and put a diaper on the baby. wouldn’t that be so cute? After we get to cold to stay outside we will come in and have a nice bowl of granny’s  homemade vegetable soup.and i know by this time the baby will be nice and tired and ready […]